Seriously.....what a croc.

I've never quite understood the popularity of these shoes.

Quite frankly my darling, they're hideous.

As a garden shoe....OK. I'm sure they're great for slipping on and getting down and dirty in the wet soil (I almost want a pair for this very reason). Maybe as a boating shoe (their original purpose) they're also fabulous and functional.

But as a shoe, shoe? Ick. They're the quintessential example of people being blind fashion followers. Hasn't anyone ever stopped to ponder the fact that these shoes are absolutely--without a doubt--the most abhorrable sight to ever grace ones tootsies?!?

Well, aside from velcro sneakers?